Can I FUCK You Today?

I was very takut (scared) lor so I take off my clothes and wear a towel lor.

A friend and colleague just alerted me to this report in The Malaysian Insider. I couldn't believe my eyes when I read it. It actually is completely mystifying. You judge for yourself.

Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan, who took the stand at the High Court as the prosecution’s first witness, testified that when he first met Anwar at a condominium in Damansara Heights in 2008, the PKR de facto leader had asked him: “Can I **** you today?”

Wah! Anwar must have really been horny that day. Meeting a stranger and right away, "Can I FUCK you today?"

Saiful’s use of the profanity was greeted by sniggers and murmurs from those in the public gallery.

Well at least some people in the courtroom have a sense of humour or more likely they were tickled at hearing the word FUCK which is so often misused and misunderstood. And banned.

When asked by the prosecution about his immediate reaction to the request by Anwar, Saiful replied that at that point of time he felt “angry and scared.”

Okay, quite natural to feel that way. Of course, if somebody you met for the first time asked to fuck your ass wouldn't you get angry?

“I was angry and scared.. I refused to do so, to which Anwar became angry,” said Saiful.

Very good.

The complainant also alleged that the former deputy prime minister had offered him money in exchange for the sexual act, to which he also “refused”.

Good. Any God-fearing man would have done the same. Well done!

“I repeated what I had said and told him that I cannot bear to do it.”



Okay, okay we get the point. Thank you.

Anwar had then “ordered” him to proceed to the guest room where Saiful then stripped and donned a towel before the opposition leader hugged him.

Huh? Hahahahaha...you got to be kidding me. Right? After being angry and scared and refusing payment from the man you then proceed to the bedroom and strip down to a towel? Man! How scared were you? Not enough to protect your ass I guess.



But thanks for the laugh of the day la. Terima Kasih.



NIAMAH!!!